Character Profile: Sexually Demanding Foul-Mouthed Black Woman
Name: Fierce Fillmee
Occupation: Investment Banker
Relationship Status: Serial Monogamist
Affiliations: The Black Panthers, United Negro College Fund Board of Directors, NAACP, Netflix
Interests: Racial and Social Justice, African-American Hair Styling techniques, Being
worshipped for the motherfucking ebony goddess that she is.
Favorites:
Movies: Black Belt Jones, Roots, Sistas Gettin Fisted 1-15
Music: Fuckin Music (aka, music to get fucked to)
Hobbies: Gettin fucked by her man's motherfuckin dick, tellin her man to "get his
motherfuckin punk ass off the coach to fix the god damned washing machine
and to fuck her sweet black pussy, motherfucker", growing the perfect afro,
Famous Quotes: "Motherfucker, if you too tired to get up and fuck this divine african pussy for the 14th time today, you GOT to be a motherfuckin Bitch."
posted by Joe @ 10:01 AM
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That has to be a joke, right?
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Either one of my friends has too much time on their hands, or you have failed to notice from my other posts that I am a fat white man who simply likes to PRETEND to be a sexually demanding black woman once in a while. Either way, it's pretty hilarious and sad.
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I must admit...the stache is hot.
This is one of the strangest exchanges I've ever read.
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