Character Profile: Rosebush Macintosh

Name: Rosebush Macintosh

Born: Savannah, Georgia

Age: 58

Location: Savannah, Georgia

Marital Status: Never Married

Occupation: Owner and caretaker of Breezy Tulips, a 1,000 acre estate that has been in the Macintosh family since before the Civil War.

Interests: Sweat, Men, Poetry, Savannah, the Land,

Activities: Watering her dry garden, finding young men to plant the fence posts deep in her pecan orchard soil and to secure them with a powerful cement, carefulling plucking the most delicate roses from her bushes and pricking her finger, once, on purpose, serving julips to the gardener in the veranda, reminiscing about bumpy rides on daddy's old jalopey, polishing her button collection, growing prize-winning cucumbers.

Memberships: Savannah Women's Choir, Gold's Gym, President of Plantation Land Owners Who Molest Everyone (or P.L.O.W. M.E.), Member of The First Baptist Church of Savannah, Member of The Jiggly Bannana Club's VIP Group

Deepest Desire: To live out her golden years preserving the ante-bellum splendor of Breezy Tulips....either that, or to get pounded by a young sweat hound packing a pound of meat.