Why do I embarass myself?

The scariest thing I ever saw
was a retard cowboy making law.
Making law like snorting coke
just a Christ-forgiven joke.
His toybox at the pentagon
water pistols, cluster bombs.
In a way, it's kind of cute
to let the moron right disputes.

Still it scared me to the quick
shook me hard and made me sick.
Made me sick and made me ask
How did this nightmare come to pass?
Who let this child from his cage
To grin and giggle, scream and rage?
The gremlin who let Georgie free
is somewhere out there stalking me.
If I stare into its eyes
I'm certain I shall surely die
die from loathing, hate, and fear,
the evil light that smolders there.