Acronym Contest 2007 Results

I am excited to announce the winners of Acronym Contest 2007 (all rights reserved). We had an fantastic field this year, and choosing the winners of our three categories has been very difficult. To showcase some of the finer entries, I will be displaying Honorable Mentions. Winners are chosen by a complex algorithmic decision-making artform developed by Tibetan wizards.

Category One: Best Acronym

Winner: Bo Riley for R.I.C.H.E.S.: Revealed Internationally: Charleton Heston Eats Shit

Honorable Mention:

Ian Miller: G.L.B.T.Q.: Global Librarian Book Tossing Quest

Connelly Stokes-Buckles: B.B.B.S.: Bouncy Bouncy Bouncy Seahorse

Ryan Welsh: P.E.T.A.: Prolonged Erections Taunt Amputees

Katie Montanaro: W.N.B.A.: Women Never Beat Accountants (Nice social commentary)

Ben Smith: C.A.P.: Center for Aromatic Pussies

Category Two: Best Fit of Made-up Antecedents to Word-like Acronym

Winner: Katie Montanaro for
T.H.I.R.S.T.: Tribe of Hot Irradiated Redfaced Southern Tonguewaggers.

Honorable Mention: Ryan Welsh: R.I.C.H.E.S.: Rebels in Cuba's Higher Education System


And now for the one you've all been waiting for, Best overall acronym list!!!
The winner of the 2007 Acronym Contest Best List is, drumroll please, (blumblumblumblumblumblumblumblumblum)....

Chris Hartman. Wait..didn't he win last year? I can't remember. Anyway, here it is.

R.A.F. = Royal Ass Fuck

R.S.V.P. = Rimjobs for Societies Vulnerable People

C.A.P. = Children Against Playing

W.N.B.A. = Wealthy Naughty Bald and Angry

M.C.C.S.C. = MCs Committed to Spreading the Clap

B.B.B.S. = Big Balls Big Sacs

T.F.A.S. = Tried to Fart And Shat

G.L.B.T.Q. = Global Legion of Burly Transgendered Queens

A.F.S.C. = A Fetish for Sick Cats

P.E.T.A. = Physical Education with Tits and Ass

Part 2:

G.A.R.G.L.E. = Giant Association in Response to the Gizum Loving Elites

N.U.D.E. = Nightly Urban Dick Exposure

T.H.I.R.S.T. = Tommy Hilfiger's Institute for Ridiculously Skinny Twats

R.I.C.H.E.S. = Russian Institute for Clapping Hands and Elongating Scrotums

D.O.G.G.Y. = Disabled Octogenarians Getting Good with Yoyos


My many thanks to all our contestants. You all performed honorably and hilariously. Next year, I hope to have even more entries. I apologize that results took so long to post, but that artful algorithm from the Tibetan Wizards takes some time.

Oh, and if you want me to remove your name, please let me know. Some folks may prefer to remain anonymous.