Predator comes over
Predator is over at my place right now. He's in the bathroom right now, so I thought I'd squeeze in a blog post. I'm really excited about hanging out with him. I saw him walkin around...well, I saw a tranlucent shimmering followed by a dude's head exploding, so I put 2 and 2 together...and I just asked him to hang out with me! I know, right? Can you believe that shit? I just opened my mouth, and out came, "hey, you're the predator!" "Grrrgle raaargh." "Oh man, I love your movies, man. Hey, you wanna come back to my apartment and watch some old movies? I got True Lies. Do you like True Lies?"
Before I knew it, we were both standing in my apartment. Him, an 8 foot tall alien who periodically comes to earth to hunt humans, me, an overweight 20 something. You wouldn't thing we'd have that much to talk about, but the coversation clipped along pretty good. He mostly hissed and roared and clicked. I laughed. I told him about my relationship snafus. He laughed...I think.
When he gets done cleaning the skull from his latest prey, we're gonna play some cribbage. Man, this is awesome!
posted by Joe @ 1:30 AM
2 Comments:
Apparently you haven't seen Alien v. Predator. If you had, you would have realized that Predator has a lighter side. In fact, some would question that his brethren as depicted in Predator 1 and Predator 2 were simply grouchy. Also, they probably were ashamed of their frightened and weakly brother that agreed to appear in a movie as terrible as Alien v. Predator.
I have seen Alien V. Predator. Yeah, that Predator brought shame on his house. He should have used the humans to help him fight the Aliens, then killed them himself. You can never have too many human skulls. That's what I always say.
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