My fears

The following things frighten me. The mere notion of them hamstrings me and reduces me to sloppy snot-drenched weeping..

Bones
Roads
The direction "right"
lines
swirled ice cream flavors
the sensation of "bumpy"
sidekicks (the type of kick, not a companion)
companions
caves
corkboard
pizza
witches
champions
fairness
echos
places
holes
victory