Yo...Too Many Secrets!

Holy fuckin Dicks!!!!

Ahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'm drunk. Fuck off!!!!

A pretty girl came and played music with me tonight. We drank bourbon. It was nice. This is how all weeks should end.

Baked Goods!!!! Paper Tigers in the tall grass of infancy!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gross Analogy!!!

Foucault swallowing a giant shark penis inside a cage underneath a volcanoe next to a sisyphusian boulder following the hidden track on Sasquatch's newest hip hop album!!

"Motherfuckers, I'm a big foot, bitch!
Lick my hairy nuts and scratch my itch
I got fleas in my chode and I roll with witches..
The bigfoot mobile be rollin with switches."