Some Jokes I Made UP

A while back, I started making up jokes to keep my friend entertained at work. Most of them are Obama-related and not fit for mixed company. Here are some that are.

Why did the zookeeper die while researching his genealogy?
He was consumed by his four bears.

Why was the boy fetus depressed?
He felt like he was a male trapped inside a female body.

What did the toothbrush do when the toothpaste called him a dickhead?
He bristled

What did Jesus say to the thief when they were being crucified?
Hey, did you just fart?

what did one monkey say to the other monkey?
You know, sitting in this barrel isn't nearly as fun as they said it would be.

Did you hear about Saddam Hussein's 8 legged bastard son?
His name was Iraq Ned.

Why did the pants go to jail?
They pleated guilty.

What do they eat for lunch at the gay leper colony?
Cheese Buns