Tequila!

Oh Tequila, Tequila,
It's been quite a while
Since you traveled down in me
for to bring me a smile.
So I opened my gullet
to your wiles last night
I thought maybe this time
You'd make me your bride.

Oh Tequila, Tequila
You make my face numb
You make me allow me
say shit that is dumb.
You make my feet wiggle
when the music sounds sweet
And you tell me I'm a badass
Noone could defeat.

Oh Tequila, Tequila
you're a sinner most foul.
The way that you do me
should not be allowed.
for jollies tonight
you take payment tommorow
But you jack up the interest
on the fun that I borrow.

Oh Tequila, Tequila
Your usury stinks.
You're an absentee landlord.
You're a dirty rat fink.
I swear that I'll learn
One of these days
Not to take up your bargain,
Not to follow your ways.
But today I'll just ferment
with you laughing inside me,
And ponder my future
with no Tequila to guide me.