Billy Goats Gruff

Saturday, March 01, 2008

Cat excrement

Cleaning up cat shit!

Scoop it out the sand box!

Everybody watch this!

I throw it at the red sox!

Put it in the bread bag!

Plastic keeps it off me!

Mouth breathe and don't gag!

Cleaning up cat pee!

5 Comments:

At 12:28 AM, Blogger Vijai said...

How do you live on diet of taco bells on the border? IBM food court just got a TACO BELL and my first chulupa makes me now sitting on toilet feeling like bowels getting bit by vipers for hours seeming like days. How do you live like this in new mexico?

 
At 12:16 PM, Blogger Joe said...

Great question, vijai. In America, everybody eats taco bell from the time their born. Babies eat tacos that have been liquified in a blender. So, I guess our bodies get used to it.

Sorry about your bowels.

 
At 2:42 PM, Blogger Vijai said...

This how you plan on making bigger the AMERICAN EMPIRE??? give good tasting but dangerous fast food your iron bowels and leather bottoms are accustomed to us and plant flag while we defecate fire? Please Joe tell me what terror of the stomach will this pizza hut or Kentucky Fries Chicken give?

gods I sick.

 
At 5:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vigay, you remind me of Arnold Schwarzenegger in that scene in Total Recall where he's stuck in the vaccuum and losing air. Check it out:

http://www.solaceincinema.com/2007/03/14/so-lets-sort-it-out-was-it-real-or-all-just-a-dream-for-quaid/

 
At 7:10 PM, Blogger Vijai said...

LOLS!!!!!

Yes, that what face I make when body eject the taco bell!

 

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