Character Profile: The Emu
Name: The Emu
Age: Hssssss!
Location: Northern New Mexico Emu Farm
Description: Large, flightless bird. Similar to an ostrich, but smaller.
Personality: Excitable
Fears: Loud Noises, Bright Lights, Predators
Activities: Strutting
Responses to Fear: Hissing, leg-flailing run, wild neck-swing, more hissing.
Dreams: To strut without fear. To peck your eyes out.
posted by Joe @ 1:12 AM
5 Comments:
Joe are you like constable odo and can be changing into any shapes you want? Black woman into mexican bird man?
Vijai, you are familiar with Star Trek: Deep Space Nine? I find it intriguing that they show STDSN in India.
Yes I work for IBM tea division picking tea leaves for smart whities wearing kurta not fixing communication problems across globe. Smart American please tell this simple indian what is STAR TREK? All I am having to watch is this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LK6puzyo9Hw
Joe, why don't you turn back into black womans who is of many horns? NEW mexican bird man is boring.
Seriously, were you high when you wrote this?
Miss you in a straight kinda way, hope all is well out in the Land of Frozen Everything.
keith
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