Billy Goats Gruff

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Character Profile: The World's Mightiest Being

Name: The World's Mightiest Being

Ethnicity: Indeterminable Eastern Eurpoean Country

Occupation: Occupying the ontological state endowed with more mightiness than any other Being in the world.

Hobbies: Demonstrating his mightiness, Pre-work out mutual oiling, Antiquing, discussing other beings' lack of mightiness
(comparatively speaking). Discussing his victories.

Notable Victories and Accomplishments: Picking up a giant and spinning it on his finger; crushing an aluminum can with one
hand. Picking up a monster spider and crushing it into a ball and using it to play basketball; lifting a chair up over
his head.

Personality: Megalomaniac

Sexual Orientation: Uncertain

Marital Status: Single

Known Accomplices: Pierre, Gunther, Claude, David, and Maxwell.

Blatant Rip-off of: Hans & Franz

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