I'm talkin bout a MONTAGE!!

Things I should do today:

Practice Crane Kick

Wax 50 cars

Paint a Fence

Sand a huge wooden floor

Suffocate crazy old Okinawan slave driver while he naps

Work on at least one of 20 gazillion chores and school projects I need to do.

Eat a bunch of raw eggs

Jump Rope

Spend time on the speed bags

Chase a chicken

Run up steps of Philadelphia Art Museum

Go to hospital to treat the after-effects of 134 concusssions.

Oh man...it's gonna be a big day! Look out world! Here I come, baby...I'm comin to GETCHA!!

On a different note, I had CRAZY dreams last night. The most vivid scenes were 1. sitting on top of this weird column thing that was attached to a bench, in my underwear, I start folding a paper airplane. Then, the grad program director at my school walks and gives me a disappointed, disapproving look. See, I'm setting a bad example of the undergrads.

Then, in a different scene, I was in my own car, driven by a different grad student, on the way to meet an important professor. We were late, so the dude driving the car sped through a few stop signs and then t-boned this other car really hard.

Weird!!