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Hey there friends!

I went bowling with my republican ph.d. student friend today. We are taking up the call for bi-partisanship. We are united in our common laziness and lack of academic ambition. Can't we all just agree on that?

Can't we all just agree that Conspiracy Theory with Jessie Ventura is the fucking awesomest thing ever conceived by the mind of man? God, I love Jessie. What other 2 term Governor of a fairly significant state decides to spend the rest of his career hosting an insane show on the TruTV channel? Hahahaha...awesome.

He was fucking professional wrestler!!!!!! And they elected him twice!!! Twice!!! He was in Predator!

The fact that Jessie Ventura exists...the truth of his existence...it confirms that life is, at its heart, hilarious as shit. If I could meet one man alive, it would be Jessie. Think of the topics we could discuss!!! Mean Jean Okerlund..feather boas...the relative strengths and weaknesses of German Suplexes vs. Snap Suplexes...Special Operations combat...campaign finance....the difficulties of executive control of the bureaucracy...intergovernmental grants...blood...alien hunters...9/11 Conspiracy Theories...film makeup...awesome.

The Body for President!