Your mother sucks ____ in Hell!

Ok, I just watched The Exorcism of Emily Rose. It's about some woman who basically starved herself to death while believing that she was possessed by demons.

.....um....

well....

um...

yeah...ok...

that bitch was crazy.

Sometimes, people go crazy. That's sad. They see and hear things that nobody else does. This is called being crazy. Crazy people need some help, yo! So, to the priest who neglected to take her to a hospital and give her sedatives and a feeding tube, well, you were wrong! And that's what the courts (both in the movie and, according to Wikipedia, real life) said.

The world is a mysterious place. But, I'm gonna go on the record and say that there aren't invisible evil beings that float around and possess people and make them vomit green stuff on priests and stab themselves in the genitals with crucifixes. It's a bold statement, I realize.

However, if you find me dead in a pool of green vomit in the middle of a pentagram that's surrounded by chicken blood and doll heads, you'll know that I was mistaken.