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Hello my pretties.

I have been a very poor blogger of late, and I don't have much of an excuse. I think it may be a sign that it's time to close up shop here on the ol' Blog. I don't have all that much to say that I haven't said already.

Except THAT THE EARTH IS A SECRET CODE!

DINOSAURS WORE GLASSES!

SNAKES CAN FLY AND ARE ZOROASTRIANS!

HAVING GAY SEX CAN MAKE YOU GAY!

MY TONGUE IS SORE FROM EATING TOO MANY HOTWINGS!

I lied! The Blog will never, ever, ever die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahaha! I will never stop the inane babble!!!!

Happy New Year! Go get drunk!