I'm thankful for....

Stuff I'm thankful for:

1. Being equipped by nature to survive long into the apocalypse without food.

2. Continence (more or less).

3. Not bleeding out of my sexual organ once a month.

4. If I do my job poorly, nobody dies or gets hurt.

5. Food is still enjoyable, after all these years.

6. Internet porn

7. Maturbation, also still enjoyable after all these years.

8. When I get depressed, I get to play the blues.

9. Living in a country where my sloth and incompetence is unlikely to result directly
in my death.

10. Knowing some people who occasionally say nice things to me.

11. Laughter..also still enjoyable after all these years.