update

Sue Johansen just gave advice to a woman about how to perform oral sex with dentures. She advised that she practice on a large "weiner" or bratwurst. Crazy.

Bad news with my love life. I am now back on the market, ladies, so stop salivating and start calling.

To all of you who are craving my incisive public policy analysis, stay tuned for results from my big research paper on the relationship between school funding levels and student outcomes.

Yay for my dad...he's getting closer to getting his Tao Te Ching poems published.

Ok, I gotta get back to research.