The Old Days

Are things better than they were
back then, things were cheaper
when the dinosaurs ate here
and the people were not yet.
I bet they are, now, better
no meteors or giant stomps
to break the day in half,
fore and aft. Before, Christ!,
look at that! It’s a goddamn
dinosaur museum! Ride that
fucker Jimmy! Push that button
Rawr! Ahh! Run! For the hills!