Chronicles of Joenia Jumping the Shark?

Man, I feel like the Chronicles is hitting a lull. It's been going for 2+ years, not even counting it's precursor as a Friendster Blog. I don't know if I have that much more to say, really.

I think I need a gimmick. Like, a catch phrase. Or, maybe I should get pregnant, or have some precocious mop-headed kid move in with me to give me shit all the time and say funny things. Maybe a little alien will show up to grant me wishes. If one or all of these things occured, I'd probably have a lot of new material!

As it is now, I could probably say a few more things about philosophy, religion, and theology, since I did study those things for several years and haven't quite laid out all my thoughts on them. I guess I could talk about some of my policy preferences.

I could do some reviews of cds and movies.

I could offer quirky observations about human behavior, much like Peggy Hill's "Musings" on King of the Hill. "Coffee never tastes as good as it smells. You ever noticed that?"

Oh, and I still have lots of drawings I could scan in. Remember my genital-head couple?


I could also do more work to find amusing pictures and videos around the internet and post them on the blog.

I guess the last ditch is to write about my life. As a single guy living alone in the middle of nowhere, there's not all that much to write about. "Today the light was pretty for a minute. And the cat looked at me funny and ran away. And I ate some eggs."

How about you, audience? Any requests of topics I should explore in the Chronicles? (sidenote: I"m thinking of changing the name of the blog to Billygoats Gruff, both because it's cooler, and because it fits the url).

OK, here's something amusing. It's the theme song from a movie called "Monsturd." It's pretty much what you think it is.

Thanks to my friend Amanda for turning me on to Monsturd and the song.